Let's end the week on a good note, we've all worked hard.
Including me.
For those who've played hard, to you as well.

Three men; a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot, were out riding in the car when it crashed into a tree. Before anyone knows it, the three men found themselves standing before the pearly gates of Heaven, where St Peter and the Devil were standing nearby

"Gentlemen," the Devil started, "Due to the fact that Heaven is now overcrowded, therefore St Peter has agreed to limit the no of people entering Heaven. If anyone of you can ask me a question which I don't know or can't answer, then you're worthy enough to go to Heaven. If not then you'll come with me to hell."

The philosopher then stepped up, "Ok give me the most comprehensive report on Socrate's teachings." With a snap, a stack of paper appeared next to the Devil. The philosopher read and concluded that it was correct. "Then go to hell!". With another snap the philosopher disappeared.

The mathematician then asked, "Give me the most complicated formula you can ever think off!" With a snap of his finger, another stack of paper appeared next to the Devil. The mathematician read it and reluctantly said it was correct. With another snap of his finger the philosopher disappeared, too.

The idiot then stepped forward and said, "Bring me a chair!" The Devil brought forward one. "Drill seven holes in it!" The Devil did just that. The idiot then sat on it and let out a very loud fart. Standing up he asked, "Which hole did my fart came out from?"

The Devil inspected the seat and said, "The third hole from the right."

"Wrong," said the idiot. "It's from my asshole." And the idiot went to heaven.

In other words, don't underestimate an idiot.

Hello February, more days and dates to come.
And I miss school, yet again.