You purple Indian gay ass, pls I'm not scared of you
(No offence, I'm only referring to a certain being unable to afford Pringles)

I've been doing well nowadays
Except sudden cravings for chocolates
And I'm hooked onto Solitaire, again
How have you been?

Incharge: "Dayana, just now that black black look at you lehz."
Me: "What black black?"
Incharge: "That bangla. He was checking you out, up and down sumore!"
Me: "Really? What the."

I brought this up before, I'm not gonna do it again
I apologise on behalf of my incharge if she offended anyone

The weekend was of course spent at work
However on Sat, after work I headed to the brother's place
For Raya open house
Which means food food food
The spread finger licking good
Tulang, mee soto, chicken curry, brwonies, fruit salad etc
Both familiar and unfamiliar faces turned up
I found one very common topic that my uncles loved talking about
Each year we gather; education
I mean ya it's very relevant to us
But somehow, they are racist in their own ways; hilarious
Like my uncle he's an engineer at SIA; earning big bucks of coz
How he gets all worked up talking about position
Like the malays are always down below
And that for my generation a degree is a must to get to the top
That adds the extra pressure on me
If only I had a vacation in Dec, my aunt she wants to bring me out!

Work on Sun was extra mundane, the crowd was bad
Let me share the kind of customers I met at Bossini:
1. The yaya-papaya ones
They are the ones who browse through and tried on many merchandise;
giving you the impression they're buying it but then,
leave the shop empty handed saying, "All not nice." Not nice or are you
imagining yourself looking good in it in the fitting room huh.
2. The "bodoh-sombong" (selfish stupids) ones
They are the ones who treat us like as if we're thin air. From afar they're
looking for a particular size. When approached with, "Can I help?" they
just keep mum not even looking at you. Sometimes I wonder are they deaf,
mute or blind.
3. The irresponsible parents
They are the ones with little children, but gives a heck about them. Busy browsing,
they'll leave the childrean running around and messing up the place even. Perhaps
they'll only bother once their children get lost.
4. The courteous ones
Basically, they are the ones with simple basic courtey. How they actually
make you smile after serving them, definitely pleasureble.
5. The fussy ones
You should know what I mean, they are indecisive at the same time too.
6. The must-have-my-size ones
Usually they are they are the most hard ones to convince. They'll expect us
to check stroreroom at least twice to ensure. Or not, they die die want another
merchandise similiar to the one they want in their size. Or they'll ask you to
check all other pieces which have their size but once you show them they
don't want it. So what you want?
7 . The act-blur ones
They are the ones, who can pretend the ones! After accidentally dropping a
hanger/merchandise, the looked straight and walked off. Come on la, you won't
break your back by just bending down to pick it up.
8. The impatient ones
They really get my nerves up to the ceiling. While serving another customer,
they grab you by the hand to serve them. Like can't you see, it's as if you
won't get back to them.
9. The gimme-cheapest-price ones
They are the ones who insist on an additional discount on top of the
promotion price. Auntie like that, go pasar malam buy la.
10. The irritating-lame ones
Me: "Hi, what sixe you looking for? Let me help."
Customer: "Oh I'm looking for my size."
Need I say further?

I remember my MSN nick not long ago; Black Kimono
Finally you're mine
=)

I can't find the right words to explain my situation


A weakling you made me into, a weeping panda
My bad?


Frantically searching for you as I know perhaps
Maybe you'll understand


So you speak though you know me inside out
You once did


I just want to see you again
And be that jumping monkey


Coffee, anyone?

Time check : 10.33am
Situation: No work=Boredom

afroza. says:
did rosemary cut his hair?
Moto-fied; Eccentrically Blatant says:
no he didn
Moto-fied; Eccentrically Blatant says:
i just saw him yest after work
Moto-fied; Eccentrically Blatant says:
still e same
Moto-fied; Eccentrically Blatant says:
btw afro
Moto-fied; Eccentrically Blatant says:
his name is IMAN
afroza. says:
oh..
afroza. says:
iman
afroza. says:
such a nice name
afroza. says:
his image spoilt it la.

afroza. says:
dayana
afroza. says:
i know i nvr told u this
afroza. says:
but i got to.
Moto-fied; Eccentrically Blatant says:
what ?!
Moto-fied; Eccentrically Blatant says:
eh suspense
Moto-fied; Eccentrically Blatant says:
oh no
afroza. says:
you're one cool girl.i will nvr regret getting to know u.a friend like u,very hard to come by.u make ur presence felt.u really try to make everyone around u smile.i love that about u.YOU wont be forgotten by me
Moto-fied; Eccentrically Blatant says:
jeng jeng jeng!
Moto-fied; Eccentrically Blatant says:
shit ur making me smile like nonsense now
Moto-fied; Eccentrically Blatant says:
thats very sweet of you afro
afroza. says:
haha.
Moto-fied; Eccentrically Blatant says:
you know hearing this kind of thing, really makes me go, *melts*
afroza. says:
yea.we must always tell the person straight-if they mean alot lah.might never get to another time right?hehe..
Moto-fied; Eccentrically Blatant says:
eh you too la, last time i thot ur one kind of a tudong nerd (no offence) but i was proven wrong.
Moto-fied; Eccentrically Blatant says:
quiet in your own ways, you can be fun too and very understanding and definitely smart
Moto-fied; Eccentrically Blatant says:
you rock the dj in me!
afroza. says:
chey chey
afroza. says:
uve got a dj in u
afroza. says:
thanks la.
Moto-fied; Eccentrically Blatant says:
your most welcome, so if you're starbded in island. make sure u pack me in your bag. =)
Moto-fied; Eccentrically Blatant says:
you can buy cheap luggages at mustafa centre *winks*
afroza. says:
haha.
afroza. says:
yes yes
afroza. says:
stranded* u mean
Moto-fied; Eccentrically Blatant says:
oh the scary eng again
afroza. says:
its okay as long as i can still understand u.

Moto-fied; Jumping Monkeys In Yellow Boots says:
eh ur frens now outside my window la
Moto-fied; Jumping Monkeys In Yellow Boots says:
ahahahaha
afroza. says:
who?
Moto-fied; Jumping Monkeys In Yellow Boots says:
painters!
afroza. says:
hahaha.
afroza. says:
u know at one glance
afroza. says:
when u look at a few painters
afroza. says:
they look good.
Moto-fied; Jumping Monkeys In Yellow Boots says:
what?!
afroza. says:
then u see the holes in between their teeth
afroza. says:
and the close up
afroza. says:
no im not saying THESE painters.
Moto-fied; Jumping Monkeys In Yellow Boots says:
oh my god i am laughing badly
Moto-fied; Jumping Monkeys In Yellow Boots says:
i choked
afroza. says:
im just saying abt everyone (foreigners who work) in general
afroza. says:
hahahahahahaha
afroza. says:
u get what i mean or not?
Moto-fied; Jumping Monkeys In Yellow Boots says:
wth
Moto-fied; Jumping Monkeys In Yellow Boots says:
ya i get what u mean
Moto-fied; Jumping Monkeys In Yellow Boots says:
u must be refering the banglas right
afroza. says:
most of them are ugly balding and all
afroza. says:
NO LAH!
Moto-fied; Jumping Monkeys In Yellow Boots says:
coz theyre the majority of foreign workers
afroza. says:
u only know banglas as foreign workers ah?
afroza. says:
dn have others all is it?
Moto-fied; Jumping Monkeys In Yellow Boots says:
majority what
afroza. says:
nepalese?
afroza. says:
they're gd looking
afroza. says:
and they work as gurkas to protect SINGAPORE.
afroza. says:
hahahahahahahahahaha
Moto-fied; Jumping Monkeys In Yellow Boots says:
hahahahaha
afroza. says:
u nvr see a gd looking nepalese before what
afroza. says:
tt's why.
Moto-fied; Jumping Monkeys In Yellow Boots says:
ok la u win, u see better gd looking ppl
afroza. says:
hahaha not really
afroza. says:
u see ppl like firdhaus all
Moto-fied; Jumping Monkeys In Yellow Boots says:
eh
Moto-fied; Jumping Monkeys In Yellow Boots says:
*blushes*
Moto-fied; Jumping Monkeys In Yellow Boots says:
hahahahahaha
Moto-fied; Jumping Monkeys In Yellow Boots says:
dayana blushing
Moto-fied; Jumping Monkeys In Yellow Boots says:
what the hell
afroza. says:
tt one in the much better than better looking category
afroza. says:
hahahahahaha
afroza. says:
u blush?
afroza. says:
u wearing too much blusher to day righT?

When morning chats fill your stomach
Like refreshing breakfast

Soon as we bumped, I was beaming
But the thought of my hair then, flat and bad
Just kills me

When dreams are just playthings in your mind
When at times you wished it will happen
When at times you wished it will never happen
When you wake up after trying to make sense of it
When in fact, you can't make anything out of it

So why do dreams exist in the first place?

There she was seated in her chair
With tears falling down her rosy cheeks
She was so much in love with that boy
He first love if you ask
She started sobbing continously as she stared straight into the screen
His harsh words definitely let her down
His invalid reasoning was not appealing to her
But he didn't feel guilty for a second
Her love for him was there and constant
And she hold him dearly to her heart
Keeping it together always no matter what
She was the patient girl who keep on waiting
However negative things seem to be
She kept positive, stood strong and that everything was allright
But her soft side took the better of her
He had to use that as an advantage
And he blamed it all on her
He created this mess, and she has to clear it all up
He turned his head away from her slowly and silently
And he accused her of being stupid enough not to notice it
So what he got to say was her biggest fear
Last thing she needed to hear
That he no longer love her
She frozed like never before

Dearest girlfriend, I guess we share the same fate
I'm glad that I was by your side when you're down
Like I said before, my ears are big enough to listen

The downfall she had to face reminds me about Seri's entry
About commitment to certain things
And that what would happen if what we hold on so dearly to
Just suddenly disappear one day?
And that if our world only revolve around that certain something
What would become of us then?

I wonder, how you felt then?

I'm feeling much better now
The cold has subside
=)

Happy Belated Birthdays to
Faizal turning 18 on 16 October and
Nadiah turning 17 on 15 October
May all your wishes and dreams come true in the following years
God bless you

School officially starts yesterday, while I'll be stuck with TEP
*tries hard to raise hands and scream yeah!*
Anyhoos, finally the school is more crowded than before
When Bangla contractors dominated the walls of the school
Repainting that is

The walk to school will be abit slower
Normal citizens and students especially will be clogging the whole pathway
This actually starts right after you alighted the train and
Make your way down to the escalator
I hope this does not bring me to be cursing more
You know some typical Singaporeans, they board the train
As if it's their first ride and they just had to rush in
*widely rolls eyes*
Before other passengers goes out
And perhaps every morning, for some of us
Our limbs are still heavy to move
That saying a simple excuse me will make our jaws drop right down
Or even moving into the rear is such a difficult task to do
With a reason, it's morning and I'm plain lazy
All these above have to attend School of Basic Courtesy

And some other smart citizens and those who went for acting classes
Their eyes are wide open sms-ing their whoever boss or partner
Telling him/her that he/she is going to be late for work or that
He/She misses and loves him/her
However, like a sprinkle of a magic dust
These bunch can suddenly till their heads down and 'fall asleep'
*murmurs what the?*
Right after an old ahpek walks in and/or an expecting mom or even teen haha
Like oh my God, I think the eyes of these bunch are allergic to such people
You know what I mean?
Now they need to go to School of Help If You Can/The Shameless Ones

To prove the above situation:




And oh finally I can see the pretty people again back in school
*the gorgeous and beautiful ones rock me off my feet*
My first greeting as I stepped into the canteen
I saw a whole community of Malays
Even Rosa commented, "Since when our school got mosque?"
Being the fasting month, I didn't expect that much of Malays to be at fastfood

So I got myself seated at a 'humble' table
Looking around, most are actually engrossed with their own conversations
How the hols have been, how your new hair looks cool and the what-nots
I could hear people talking at the top of their voices, ok screaming
Following exchanges of whatever-gang-they're-from handshakes
Their overpowering presence makes head turns
And of coz they enjoyed the attention
They're from the School of I Think I'm Popular

And I saw alot Paul Twohill's far cousins
Literally I bumped into many who looked like him
Be it boys or girls, chinese malay indians you name it
Oh with that overpowering fringe that makes one looked like a
One-eyed pirate
That smoky charcoal eyes, smudging it with eyepencil
And of coz accessories like studed belt, handcuffs etc
These are all graduates from School of Looking Like Paul

I'm missing the school food badly, talk about Mcdoanlds!

Stop looking in that manner
I failed chemistry during O's
I'm sure this one's a fail too

Wearing pink on a weekly basis
This will be interesting for me

A well deserved Starbuck-ing session I had
Faizal gave me fits of laughter as usual
We were laughing and crying tears to dirty lame jokes
On how difficult it is for hippos to make love
Meeting Faidhi unexpectedly was great, free coffee
I still remember the days when he used to be my dance partner
He's still as gorgeous as before
Raihanah is oh my God all bones
Aoul slimmed down, with his out-of-bed look
Not sexy for me
And Mirah, still the same except for the haircut

Busy, busy as a bumble bee
Though short, it was awesome
A night out at town with the bunchie
You can laugh and spit coffee with them
Life is great!

Don't ask me about school or work
Coz that's my life now, no kidding

Seriously, you could've ask me a better question
Than that

The only time I've heard of Gap
Was in my Marketing test
And now, they're finally here!
Some of the pretty things are as follow:


Sleeveless V-Neck Sweater


Straight Boyfriend Jeans


Straight Original Alice Jeans


Skinny Fit Black Jeans


Striped Boat Neck Sweater


Cashmere V-Neck Hoodie

Plaid Western Shirt


1969 Floral Grahic Puff Sleeve Tee


Leather D'0rsay Flats

I had 8hrs of break, that explains the above
As I gaze into the blue sky
*With a Bangla in the background washing the windows*
I wished you'd be here next to me
Playing guessing games till the sun sets down

As usual, school was still the same routine
The long free hours, no surprises about that anymore
Except for the fact that me and Afro created a new singing game
And myself singing with full enthusiasm, it got us cracking
I had my first workload today, and I'm not liking it
Analysing a set of 1070 surveys
It's totally admin work, and an eye-draining task to do
Talking abt admin, I'm involved in that too
Since I'm unavailable on Sundays to do school work
I talk very well, I'm definitely not an admin person
I found a new bimbo to oogle at
"Ehh you so fat can hurry up or not?
Please la, I'm skin and bones that I can fall of my feet now!"
She said that as she adjust her shades in an air-con room

For now, I'm dead beat
Had school in the morning and then work
Gee I'll turn into superwoman one day
Hmm underwear or bra outside?

And happy advance birthdays to:
Althea; she thinks my hair is sexy
Vina; the one who does all tutorials
Gervais; my oh so pretty boy

As I glanced through the pictures
Flashes of my scribbled chronicles went past
Back then, I was high on cloud nine
For now, I want to re-scribble

I'm keeping it together
Are you?

Yesterday's episode of Las Vegas
Delinda asked Danny in her wedding dress
"Am I doing the right thing?"

It's time that I questioned myself so
It's so cliche to be saying people do make mistakes
But I couldn't agree any less, that's when you're doing the wrong thing
So what happens next?
As what Seri mentioned, one can either
1) Makes mistakes and repent. But he/she never change.
2) Makes mistakes and make it like its not his/hers but yours.
3) Makes mistakes but ignore the mistakes. It's his/her life anyway.
4) Makes mistakes and learn from them. He/she kept silent/change.
5) Makes mistakes and prevents people from making them because he/she have too much for themselves to carry upon.
Which are you?

It took me afew moments to answer it
I had been in different postions at different times
For those who think this is right, nod your heads
A tough question to actually admit, but I admit that there are times
When I don't learn
If you ask me why, I can't answer myself either
And this flaw of mine, will I let it ruin my future opportunities
Slip away and never come again?
Till now, it is still left unanswered

You came making me think that you'll stay always
Like you always did, like we were before
A wrong move made it all even wrong
Dreams are all forgotten
Memories all turned rotten

Oh well today'll be Grey Anatomy
When TV-ing can be this much fun

The reason why I love surprises from the mother
PSI reached 145 today
Everything seemed smoky and blurred
Dear readers
A reason stay indoors as much as possible
Take care of your health
God bless

Though fasting I managed to complete my full shift
With no hassle
I'm strong!
A reason to smile

And when seeing chubbily-explosive babies
Makes you want to squeeze them like stress balls
Another reason to smike endlessly

I'm enjoying this hectic schedule
No space for you, or even you

Check this out, band names
See if you can spot which ones are made up

Albino Toilet Boys
Beef Masters
The Fierce Nipples
Deepthrout Shotgun
Five Fat Guys Who Rock
Brutal Noodle
Frogs Don't Cry
Lip Smacking Kitten Lunch
Hollow Chocolate Bunnies of Death
Wendy And Her Menstrual Cycles
People With Chairs Up Their Nose
Rainbow Butt Monkeys
Mechanical Tampon Fish
Weird People In Giant Condoms

These bands do really exist
You can Google them
And my all time favourite
Ancient Chinese Penis

Why am I doing this?
I have nothing to do in school

Structurise your sentence
And it'll all be good
It's not difficult to be nice and considerate

Dear readers, life is so mundane without technology
Yes, my precious (laptop that is) is down at the moment
It's infected, that's what the doctor said
Already cured but I can't find the time to fetch him (yet to name him) back
Soon, very soon

Now I'm in school blogging
For the benefit of those who don't know
I am undergoing 26 gruelling weeks of TEP (Teaching Enterprise Project)
In short, in-sch attachment (which is work)
My butt will be glued to school from 830am-6pm
Unbelievable
My stopover for now is Business Service Unit
I won't explain further coz it 'll bore you

I'm beaming with smiles
Dancing in front of the mirror
At the same time, I need to control this burning urge
Bad, but I feel good

You don't scare, excite or make me nervous like before
The butterflies already find their home in my stomach
They fly around no more

Completely Useless Yet Interesting Facts:
1. Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.
2. A passionate kiss uses up 6.4 calories per minute.
3. The Bible is the number one shoplifted book in America.
4. The average McDonald's Big Mac bun has 198 sesame seeds on it.
5. Human birth control pills work on gorillas.
6. In some smaller towns in the state of Arizona, it is illegal to wear suspenders. (Stay out Raggie)
7. After mating, the female black widow spider turns on her partner and devours him.
8. Your thumb is the same length as your nose.
9. Every citizen of Kentucky is required by law to take a bath at least once a year.
10. In 1972, a group of scientists reported that you could cure the common cold by freezing the big toe.

Grey's Anatomy was oh-so-power!
It got my heart thump-thumping-thumpest (whatever)

I'm finally able to fast already
And as usual I'm craving for the good luxurious food
Yesterday's Ramlee Burger awed (Ramlee! Burger lembu....)
The Pizza Hut date with girlfriend Lifa couldn't have got any better
We chatted non-stop till we missed the call fpr breaking fast
That Tripple Chicken Pizza and Beef Lasagna made us bloated
And of coz, dessert was postponed
But for now, I want to eat Indian food
Prata, chapati, nan and the list just goes on

Enough, I'll just end here