I'm packed, set and ready to go

I've said this before but I'll say it again
I'm so in love with Jazzy-D can?
He never fail to tickle my tummy and make my shoulders bob!
I always smirk and then giggle to myself listening to him
From him singing his own remakes and renditions
To him giving his oh so blunt yet hilarious remarks
It's a wonder why him and The Muttons totally rock my mornings
I love Muttons, stupid Muttons

That rock climber
That baristan
That designer
That friend's friend
That back then best friend

Work was panicky today
I was tasked to take care of the cashier by myself
What worried me was the money especially
I picked up and learn things quite fast you see
So I managed to know making transactions in a breeze
However I get super worried and dooper gabra
On which receipt to keep or give customer
*slaps forehead*
And today the beloved in-charge gave me a surprise test
Wahlao anjat gegerl (wahlao ah girl shocked sia)
How she emphasized that Bossini has the highest part-time rates
And the fact that she always want the part timers to sort of work less
Like today I'm supposed to clocked out at 530pm
My in-charged boldly said,"Dayana you 5pm can go home. Better go ah."
I have nothing to say to that
I must say I'm lucky that I enjoy my working environment totally
Having bossy and pushy seniors may turn me into a biatch
But thank God no

The most hilarious encounter
Iman was afraid and felt regretful that the other people
Might think that I'm his girlfriend
I was unfortunately found sitting with him at Starbucks
By a group of people
He even added, "Seeing being with you brings down my reputation."
*rolls eyes*
Well he didn't really mean it
But still, how he wished it didn't happen
And no, there can never be a second that I will actually like him
However though he's a great company

After being let down (he didn't get his not-real stuff)
We headed back to the same old hangout, Starbucks
While our way in 960 with alot of the Indians/Banglas
A Bangla in white across me kept staring at me
I thought I had my shirt unbuttoned or something
Talking about 960, my ride from Woodlands to National Library
Was a freezing fridge cold one!
I get goosebumps easily when I'm cold
Today was exceptionally high la my body hair
They could've popped out anytime from it's roots, yea right
It was a wet rainy day, common-sensically the weather would be chilly as well
I wonder why the driver had to blast the aircon
He must have a 5inch thick elephant skin la

Anws backtracking; myself, Iman and Hadri
Had lots to opiniate about
First it was teens and sex, how it has become a sort of simple assignment to complete
And that it may turn into a hobby anytime
Like virginity is not an issue amongst us teens, well not all
The mindset they have, "I can have sex as long as I don't get pregnant."
Ya we all understand the need and desire to fulfill our horny-ness and satisfaction
But still, we need to bear in mind our roots
Next was teens and relationships in sec schs, easy saying puppy love
Need I elaborate further
The usual duration of such puppy cuddly ties are averagely 2-3mths
Finally the things girls do that turn boys off
Iman said he despise people especially girls he talks and acts roughly
Hadri felt that it's ok for boys to be rough, but it's sad if girls do too
I then admit to them I was like that last time
There was a point of time in my life I literally speak like a minah
Due to a certain company I had
All the Malay vulgars spoked like spitted saliva, really
And gosh I'm embarrassed about that la
To the fact that I can point out my own shortcomings!
However now, I badly need to cut down on some words
Won't explain further, speak to me more and you'll get it
Next time it'll be the things boys do that turn girls off

That talk and discussion we had, it was kinda funny though
I mean with them?
Even Iman commented, "Eh orang fikir mcm kental la kitorang bebual pasal ni. Tapi tak la."
Thing is, sometimes we don't realise we actually can speak up more
With the people we least expect too

So, that person whom you think is uncool
Try talking to him

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