For all male
Singapore residents and
Permanent residents
Of e age of 18
Has to serve e nation
Go through National Service

No one escapes NS
You'll have to bear e consequences
Except for tt pianist
E one tt made into e papers
For escaping NS
He got off with a fine

There has been rumours
NS will be compulsory
For women too
Forever this same old rumour
Its optional
We wait for e men to come back home
From war
Haha

2 years training yourself
To protect e oh so tiny Singapore
Poor you men
Looking on e bright side
There are benefits one can enjoy during NS
Such as Tax Relief
Asset Enhancement Scheme
SAF Personnel Services Centre
Medical Services
Insurance Scheme
Bla bla bla..

To run with a rifle
To smear camou crayon onto your face
To be in uniforms
Be it green or blue
To ride on a fire truck
To carry a pistol
To stand in e sun for hours
To march pass
To go through intensive physical training
And e list goes on..

Back on track
Ramesh Muruganandan
My dearest friend back from Melbourne
To serve e nation
Oh Singapore
Haha

Take care man
Your camp is at CCK
So near huh
We'll visit
Look out for us at e gate
Waving frantically at you


Happy Birthday Ramesh
And

A Belated Birthday to Wilton

May all your wishes and dreams
Come true in e following years!
However happy you are tt you are 18
All things legal
Do bear in mind tt
There are people your age
Starving in Africa
Being raped in America
Doiink!

Had mighty fun with my darlings
All of them
Cant wait for next outing
To e beach we go!
Many kisses to you my Bruce Lee